Erotic fan fiction about moss
 - when you start up flappy bird on your phone

blowmeonelastkiss:

when you start up flappy bird on your phone

forgottenwinterfrost:

cancerously:

gestures to the american education system

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i pissed myself laughing

mangocarta:
“ CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU
”

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

darlingdiver:

I have a very deep appreciation of Anna Kendrick and her humor. 

generalconsent:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

calmb4tehpwn:

adrivashkov:

theherondaleangel:

5evamore:

goregeousity:

i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills

Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous berries; in the book, it’s seen as a foolish mistake, but because of this scene, it has implications of suicide. 

Holy shit

Well the Hunger Games just became even more devastating than it already was.

My wife and I have actually had very extensive conversations about Foxface. Specifically, my argument is that Foxface is in love with Katniss, or had another reason to want her to win, or survive.
Foxface excels in subtlety and observational awareness, she is always aware of where the other players in the game are, but when ever Katniss is in trouble, Foxface shows up to show her the way. She shows Katniss how to bypass the mines at the food cache. She shows Katniss that she can make it to the “feast” and back out safely.

But there’s a question. Why would Foxface steal a handful of berries from Peeta? She was hungry? But she could just harvest her own berries, without needing to potentially reveal herself. I find it hard to believe Foxface would steal 20 berries, when Peeta just showed her what the bush looks like. So the argument is, she wanted to kill herself, to save Katniss, and Peeta (since she knows two can survive). But why not just go eat her own berries? At any point during this whole thing?

My argument is that she ate Peeta’s berries for two reasons. One, she wanted to show Peeta that the berries were poisonous, because she didn’t want Katniss to lose him. And, Two. She wanted Katniss to know, or have the opportunity to deduce, that Foxface was in love with her. There’s any number of ways she could kill herself, but she did it publicly, revealing that she’s not only been following Katniss and Peeta, but to put the question in her mind: Why steal 20 berries from Peeta?

Why?

This is a fascinating theory.

THAT IS THE MOST HEARTBREAKING QUEER HEADCANON I HAVE EVER READ

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

happydragonbreathesrainbows:

japhers:

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

THIS IS SO CUTE

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

kanayahummel:
“ theperksofbeingdornish:
“ ohanameansfamily24:
“ -behindbars:
“ the-grand-highboob:
“ thusmylife:
“ b1ush:
“ condescendingchristian:
“
”
oh my god
”
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
”
As a person from Michigan, this...

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanshikan:

ballerdollar:

lessons learned from anime

  • don’t get inside the robot
  • people with bad haircuts always lose
  • the cute girl is psycho
  • the cute guy isn’t human
  • when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
  • glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
  • gotta catch em all
  • and maybe probably respect your elders
  • white haired boy dies
proxyjackspicer:
“groupinou:
“ i-am-a-tree-and-some-moss:
“ groupinou:
“ schol:
“ They would see your undies
”
Thats not the point
”
WhTs the point
”
Green plastic shorts
”
those would look really cool with a swim suit
”

proxyjackspicer:

groupinou:

i-am-a-tree-and-some-moss:

groupinou:

schol:

They would see your undies

Thats not the point

WhTs the point

Green plastic shorts

those would look really cool with a swim suit 

wlntersoldier:

the avengers all have shirts that say “if lost please return to nick fury” and fury has a shirt that says “i’m nick fury - for fuck’s sake just give them to phil” and phil has the “i am phil” shirt

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera

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onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.